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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field? Because the steaks were too high!"
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"Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture. It will be called 'The Orifice'."
"my mom should have been on one of the planes that crashed on 911 ... I think -Anthony Jeselnik"
"So a skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""
"What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub? Throw in your laundry."
"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."
"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"
"What do you call a paedophile crustacean? A Diddler Crab"
"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."
"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-"