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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field? Because the steaks were too high!"

" And I would walk 500 ft. and I would walk 500 more/ Just to be the man who stayed 1000 ft away as ordered by the court "

"""'There is no 'I' in team!"" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*"

"[Reguest] Can you tell me a joke that's translatable in any language? So not jokes like the current front page: http://i.imgur.com/Hp8K3vB.png"

"How do you have a party in space? you Planet!"

"Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye, ye think it be ""R"", but it be the ""C!"""

"Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat? Because it was clothed."

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"

"To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. They always finish last."