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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a T-rex gets strep? His throat becomes saurus."
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"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."
"Velcro... That's a rip off"
"I got my kid a cat as a present, but it died before X-mas... Now I'm stuck taking care of a cat"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."
"Knock knock Who's there? Control freak -- now YOU say, ""Control freak who?"""
"Something came in the mail today.... DEEZ NUTZ!!!! HA!!!! GOT HEM!!! GOT HEM!!!"
"Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot"
"If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? Neither. Horses can't sing."
"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."