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Joke of the Day

"Yeah yeah ""Friends with Benefits"" are cool but have you tried ""Friends with Batteries""? Less drama!"

"What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"""

"I wonder if Sallys parents were like ""Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."""

"My wife said, ""You always blame everyone else when things go wrong"" I said..""And whose fault is that?"""

"How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? They smoke them out."

"Robin Williams dead. Police suspect arson, but I Doubtfire."

"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"

"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"

"How do you stop your children from smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant."

"A police officer came up to me yesterday and asked me ""Where were you between four and six?"" I replied, ""Kindergarden"""