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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"How do you get a million dollars with a girlfriend You start with 4 million"

"What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah"

"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."

"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""

"me: ""i re-wrote pulp fiction"" director: ""wow ok"" [reads script] ""this is literally just pulp fiction"" me: ""i didnt say it was different"""

"I remember my first crush..: Orange."

"""Would you just look at all this bullshit?!"" - enthusiastic fertilizer suppliers"

"Stationary Thief Hits Police Headquarters: Police say they can't rule anything out."

"I'm starting to feel bullied by all the anti-bullying commercials."