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Joke of the Day
"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."
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"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."
"Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening."
"What do you call a depressed cow? A mooooope"
"Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior."
"""HOW MUCH FOR THE GREEN SMART CAR?"" ""Ma'am, that's a watermelon"""
"My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out."
"Happy Hints To brighten your day, instead of going to the gym, go to Walmart You will feel a lot better about yourself"
"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."
"how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it."