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Joke of the Day
"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."
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"How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year."
"What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
"Her: are you single? [flashback to 2011 where I tried to kiss a girl but she turned away and I kissed her cheek] Me: haha idk"
"There's a bipartisan group petitioning for medical marijuana as an option for arthritis patients. In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."
"""is this the Krusty crab?"" No! This is Patrick!"
"Why did the staff party go to jail? Because they were in treble."
"What does a pirate take for his allergies? Aye-drops"
"If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother"
"Woke up 4 times to pee last night And each time only a little came out, my night of sleep was piss-poor"