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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a depressed cow? A mooooope"
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"My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house. ""To fight the Decepticons,"" I said. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster."
"This is my first joke I am posting, here goes nothing"
"I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together."
"Yuck: I do not recommend Volkswagen's new Meat Lover's Jetta."
"Im excited to have Tubman on the twenty So we can use black people as currency again"
"I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life."
"What is better than a cold Bud? A warm bush."
"There was this group on Facebook called Help the children in Africa who are suffering from the heat'. So I became a fan."
"We all make mistakes... especially your parents!"