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Joke of the Day
"Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening."
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"Why do people with Ocd never have diarrhea. They got their shit in order."
"Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? Because they want us all under super-vision!"
"I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs. She replied ""Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."""
"What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas? He went to the Shell station."
"Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks"
"Q: ""What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"" A: ""You can't tuna fish."""
"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most? LEGALIZATION"
"Trolling my FB friends by commenting ""Looking good ;)"" on solo pics of their husbands"