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Joke of the Day
"Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening."
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"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."
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"I once dated a dyslexic woman. I took her home and she cooked my sock."