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Joke of the Day

"How do you power a fleshlight? With sexual batteries!"

"Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They are two tired."

"Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated? So their skin won't feel so abrucive"

"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"

"I've got a hot auntie that works for the electric board. Do you wanna meter?"

"I was shopping for shoes for my imaginary friend He was a size 10i"

"Why don't black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot."

"I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self."

"Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today."

"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."