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Joke of the Day
"How do you power a fleshlight? With sexual batteries!"
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"Thanks autocorrect...clearly ""I am fantasy"" is a better answer than ""fantastic"" when asked how I'm doing..."
"FREE IDEA: a tanning salon called ""Turn Brown For What."""
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs can't cum."
"I'm no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him."
"A year ago, I likened Trump to an African dictator. Today, I think I owe African dictators an apology."
"Yo mama so fat she can't fit in a car"
"Why is there no Windows 9 ? Because Windows 7 8 9."
"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"
"An alcoholic walks into a bar. He's so drunk, he doesn't feel anything."