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Joke of the Day

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs can't cum."

"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."

"I wanted to major in marine biology but those guys get pretty upset when you follow them into the latrine with a tape measure."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Without a dick"

"Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car? To cut the corners!"

"Not all that glitters is gold. Take, for instance, glitter."

"Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried."

"I got a call today from a distorted voice saying ""Five grand in cash, or we kill your wife"" Both options were tempting, but I decided to take the money."

"What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome"

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?"