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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"

"""Hey, we're wearing the same shoes,"" I say to a teenager, ruining her day."

"Just realized that I'm technically a vegan for the hours between dinner & breakfast. No wonder I feel so fucking superior all the time"

"A hindu murderer was diagnosed with cancer He had murdered 7 children and knew he was going to be reincarnated as a moth due to bad karma. So he reposted old jokes on reddit"

"What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes? I haven't got the faintest idea."

"What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code"

"The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes."

"I don't volunteer my time to worthy causes but I do always whisper ""you're doing great"" when a waiter is describing the specials to me"

"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."

"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"