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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"
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"All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts."
"""How did you get those scars?"" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting."
"Women call me The Gold Medal I always finish first."
"Where do muslims go when they die? To the ethereal startrek convention."
"Two Irishman walk out of a pub. It could happen."
"Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster."
"My friends told me we were going for a ride and I called ""Shotgun""... ... they did'nt tell me we we're actually going for a drive-by. FML :("
"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut will fuck everybody in the room a bitch will fuck everybody in the room, except for you."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."