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Joke of the Day
"What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test? In-test teens."
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"People are like onions... I always cry when I cut them up."
"Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant"
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"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own."