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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she can't fit in a car"
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"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"
"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."
"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."
"Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down? It takes the edge off it"
"How did Matthew McConaughey masturbate after breaking his left arm? All right all right all right."
"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"
"I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice."
"I went to an adrenaline junkie camping retreat. It was in tents."
"needs to stop keeping the cocaine next to the coffee creamer. I screwed up again. drinking a cup now and it has that weird milky taste."