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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no Windows 9 ? Because Windows 7 8 9."
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"Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND"
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"Why was Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta!"