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Joke of the Day

"My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake"

"What do a black person and a bike have in common? they both don't work without a chain."

"A guy sees his dad has a black eye - Hey, Dad. Why do you have a black eye? - You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!"

"Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda. You look stupid and you get nothing out of it."

"I'm not racist, racism is a crime. And only black people commit crimes."

"Some guy said I wear as much makeup as a clown so I'm under his bed with a knife. That's what clowns do, right?"

"Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well yes he borrowed my pen !"

"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."

"How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ? You can feel his presents ..."