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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no gay men in the army reserves? All of the fruits are diploid"
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"What do you call a partying Hansen's disease patient? A social leper."
"When do the leaves begin to turn? The night before a test."
"What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille? Do not touch."
"Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction"
"More people die from choking on sweet packaging than they do from the sweets themselves... Gums don't kill people. Wrappers do."
"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"
"I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? If we stick together we can stop this crap!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates The fatter you are the shorter it lasts"