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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no gay men in the army reserves? All of the fruits are diploid"

"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."

"Honestly, guys, I think I've made the perfect woman this time. She's made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead."

"I got a new job! I got a great new job working for The Mint. I'm gonna make so much money! Also steal a bunch."

"Heard this really good joke at work today. You guys would've really loved it."

"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"

"""Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a doggy bag"" ""Sorry ma'am, we only have Doge bags."" Much leftovers So pasta Very taking home Wow reheat at 350"

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back."

"My wife told me she is having an affair with Mr. Peanut. I think she is fucking nuts."

"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""