151979
Joke of the Day
"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cow with only three legs? A wonky."
"What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"Just thought this one up: What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common? They both know when it's time to turn things over."
"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof"
"I promise, I'm only gonna have 2 beers tonight.... 2 beers in dog beers"
"What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common? They're both made up."
"in the harry potter universe, where do wizards with weird sexual fetishes go? AYN ALLEY"
"""Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent."""
"""Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. Trust me."" -Alcohol"