151979
Joke of the Day
"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."
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"Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her? Me: No, I meant you're standing in front of me."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"
"You can't change the past. But you can sit around in your underwear, dwelling on it and crying over what could have been."
"Lock an astronomer in a basement... and they'll go star craving mad."
"I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep. Edit: WOW my top post is now a bestiality joke. Thanks guys :)"
"What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over"
"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"
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