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Joke of the Day
"Wakes up grumpy, but most days he just lets her sleep...."
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"What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her? Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry.."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"
"How do you give a blonde two black eyes and a broken nose without touching her by waving your cock under a glass table"
"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"
"How do you cheer up a brand new battery? Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!"
"Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that but it's also terrible."
"*walks up to IKEA return counter *rips receipt into tiny pieces *tells the clerk to put it together himself"
"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."