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Joke of the Day

"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."

"If I fave ur tweet on a Friday night pls know I'm doing it from the party club, where I am partyclubbing with my [opens dictionary] friends"

"When I write too fast, my ""E"" looks like a ""G"" making this assignment sheet where I marked several projects as ""DONE"" look pretty weird."

"Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot"

"I got into a fight with an artist last night... We drew."

"What do you do with a camel that won't move ...Camel tow it"

"I'm starting a new sport where people race on sea horses. I call it, ""Aquastrianism."""

"You can't run through a campground, you can only ran Because it's past tents"

"Did the girl ever go to the whore Olympics? Nah, she couldn't be fucked."

"Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't...."