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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, ""my shirt smells like you"" & you misspell shirt"
Next Joke
"Please pray for me.. Tomorrow I will be going to the hospital, I think there is something wrong with my eyes. Every time I look in my wallet I see nothing."
"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."
"Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs? To stop getting confused as feminists"
"How much is an M&M? 50 cents. That's Ludicris!"
"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"
"Oh, it's your ""birthday month?"" That's nice, grown adult. I hope you don't survive it."
"I got a new one for you. You know how I can tell if the government smokes the pot the DEA seizes? THEY'RE paranoid and OUR rights are being taken away."
"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss EDIT: spelling"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? ...he got the gas bill"