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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsssssssh"
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"I put my root beer into a square glass... now it's just beer."
"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."
"Guys I thought of something funnier than 68. 69"
"What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..? If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t."
"What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky? He's on route."
"Have you heard about what happened to that biggest sausage party last weekend? Nobody came."
"I asked my wife for the newspaper I said to my wife, ""Get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" The spider didn't see that coming."
"KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing."
"Don't leave me alone. Alone: I have a boyfriend."