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Joke of the Day

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."

"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."

"what should you never say to a bossy person planning the funeral of a loved one ""who died and put you in charge?"""

"""Are you cold?"" No dumbass, I'm on fucking vibrate mode.."

"After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!"

"How do you become a hobbit? Eat, shrink and be Merry!"

"Be great if just once the winning actor was like ""I mean it wasn't a particularly strong group this year, but still."""

"A boomerang is just a frisbee for loners."

"My new years resolution for 2017 1920x1080"

"What do you call a lesbian prostitute? A rug hooker."