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Joke of the Day
"How does a communist do well in school? He gets good marx."
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"It's the story of Zip the penguin. It's a penguin, walking happily on the ice, and.... Ziiiiiiip the penguin!"
"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."
"I've seen some bad thieves in my life before... But this one couldn't even take the cake!"
"Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!"
"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"
"Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet."
"A Newfie walks into a doctor's office... And says ""Doc b'y, I tinks I got dat H2N2 disease."" Doctor replied ""ummm...don't you mean H1N1?"" Newfie says ""No b'y, dis is twice as bad as dat!"""
"There's nobody in this world who gives LESS of a FUCK about helping you and your problem than a person working in customer service."
"My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese. As if she doesn't have enough on her plate."