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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts? A gun free zone"

"I went to go see a psychic the other day.. I asked her if I'd ever be going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her."

"Why is six afraid of seven? seven eight nine. (seven ate nine)"

"Reasons why i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don't have iPhone. 2) I don't have a girlfriend."

"3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy."

"What a weekend... apparently gonorrhea is NOT a girl's best friend."

"Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call."

"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""

"What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say? I yam that I yam."

"Dude I'm Colin Kapernick and I'm black. Dude you're not even brown. You look like Matthew Perry. -Harold and Kumar"