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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!"
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"Why is the vagina also called pussy? Because, when the chick gets aroused, it gets all sticky, like it has pus in it. Get it? Pus-sy."
"YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDESHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON."
"What kind of punch hurts children the most? A sandy hook."
"Are your parents Laptop memory? Cause you are SO DIMM."
"Your refrigerators running. Hmmm let me check. My refrigerator is in fact not running. Thanks you kind young anonymous caller. You have saved me from a great deal of spoilage."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables What do humanitarians eat"
"Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts."
"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"
"Don't trust atoms They make up everything."