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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Muslims fight each other often? Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now"

"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."

"Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending "

"I filmed myself having sex in 4K I can't wait to upload all 2 megabytes of footage!"

"What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks? Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator."

"When God closes a door, He usually makes sure my fingers are in it."

"So, I have a black girlfriend now Burnt the shit out of my hand on the stove..."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"

"Shock me once, shame on you. Shock me twice, that's just revolting."