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Joke of the Day

"Saying your an American Jihadist... Is like saying your a little bit dead ,if your saying it you probably don't know what it is."

"I only date black girls... Because I hate meeting fathers."

"What would you call a very funny mountain? Hill Arious!"

"Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word."

"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison"

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, eventually we had to take his bike away"

"You never know what you've got until... you clean your room."

"*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*"

"ME: Excuse me...Where's the rowing boat equipment? EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what?"

"Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!"