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Joke of the Day

"Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace? At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar Wait that was a priest...."

"While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus The whole experience was rather breathtaking."

"When it comes to making Pokemon puns you could say I'm Machamp"

"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."

"Q&A / ALMOST CHOKES IN cinnamon challenge Watch This Guy DO A Q*A And Almost Chokes ON The cinnamon challenge"

"What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre."

"Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker? Hiyooooo Miyazaki."

"What do you call a cow that masturbates? Beef jerky."

"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."