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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre."

"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."

"Cops are kinda weird, asking stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Cause I have weed in the glove compartment?"

"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."

"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."

"So I asked my friend, ""I hear your husband applied for a position in the government"" Me:""What is he doing now?"" Friend: ""Nothing"" Me: ""But I thought he got the job!?"" Friend: ""Yes he did."""

"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."

"What is the difference between an Olympic runner and Hitler? An Olympic runner can finish a race."

"I turn my phone off overnight. A 3am text either means bad news or drunk people, and both make more sense in the morning."

"are you the girl who types everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*"