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Joke of the Day
"While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus The whole experience was rather breathtaking."
Next Joke
"I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry... But then I remembered, ""she's in middle school, of course secant"""
"So all about these girls killing folks because of slenderman..... I guess you could say, they were a victim of anorexic culture"
"What kind of bee's make milk? BOObees!"
"Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat."
"I hear Paris is the bomb this time of year People are just dying to be there"
"My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats."
"Whats the difference between a black person and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of 4"
"What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers? Cracka-lackin"
"Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is."