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Joke of the Day
"While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus The whole experience was rather breathtaking."
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"What game do you play with a gospel choir? Where's Whitey?"
"This is how good my dog is, LOL. I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers. Rodney Dangerfield"
"What do you call a blasian? A criminal mastermind"
"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."
"""I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious."" - Dogs"
"Every time I think my posts suck ... I just go read everyone else's and then I feel much better."
"I was passing a Chinese restaurant the other day on my way home... And thought ""when in Rome"" so I got general tso's"
"I really gotta quit drinking. Last night I got so wasted I blew chunks for hours... Chunks is my 4 year old bulldog."
"There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes They haven't had any gigs yet."