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Joke of the Day

"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Well, neither have they! Seriously though, donate if you can. https://donate.feedthechildren.org"

"What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease? A leprekhan"

"If you don't have anything nice to say come sit closer to me and let's talk about everyone"

"Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one"

"Witnessed the birth of my cousin's first child... She said we should've used a condom"

"You know what I have found always kills the mood? The noise from a rape alarm"

"Jokes What did the lion say to the bee"

"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."

"I just saw the Kardashian sisters and now I feel more Christmassy. Ho Ho Ho."