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Joke of the Day

"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."

"Don't be an ass, be an arse. Do it with class."

"I like my women like Hillary Nasty and exposed !"

"A package comes in the mail at the post office & it's business as usual... But when I cum in the mail at the post office it's public indecency & a felony.."

"Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger."

"Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on appeal"

"What does Pokemon Go and sex have in common? They're not for kids."

"The Trump presidency will be fine... Remember when NWO took over WCW? In the end, it turned out ok too."

"""Not gay enough"" - superhero working on his costume"

"When I couldn't pee once, I told my penis, ""Come on! I know urine there""."