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Joke of the Day
"Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker? Hiyooooo Miyazaki."
Next Joke
"What is my dentist's favorite indie band? Fluoride and the Machine"
"What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease."
"I complimented someone for their amazing mustache. I don't understand why she threw a fit though."
"Robin: ""Let me drive the Batmobile!"" Batman: ""Never. I'd rather let Superman."" *wall breaks down* Superman: ""OMG really??"" Batman: ""No."""
"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"
"What's the difference between pizza and a black guy? The pizza can feed a family"
"How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover."
"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"
"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."