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Joke of the Day

"Q&A / ALMOST CHOKES IN cinnamon challenge Watch This Guy DO A Q*A And Almost Chokes ON The cinnamon challenge"

"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"

"Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park"

"Why can't anarchists draw straight lines? Because they don't have any rulers."

"Lmao this joke has no punchline because Ellen Pao"

"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"Its so busy at work... I feel like a priest and all my tickets are altar boys, I need to touch them all."

"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."

"What does L in Samuel L. Jackson stand for? Motherfucker. (from somewhere in YouTube comments)"