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Joke of the Day
"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"
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"Pregnant by Jesus How come my wife never gets pregnant when Jesus screws her? Because she tells Him to come into her heart."
"You know you're old when you get a ""You up?"" text.... And it's 8:25 p.m."
"Why do mathematicians never have to pay for sex? They find getting sum trivial."
"I shot a turkey for the first time today... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."
"how do you know when a computer geek likes you? he looks at your feet instead of his own..."
"""We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name"" Shamcrap?! ""Awful"" Shampoop?! ""Get out!"" Shampoo? ""Genius!"""
"I'm actually reasonably happy with Trump's presidency right now..... after all, he's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."
"What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG"
"Two mice were chewing on a film roll ..when one of them says: *I think the book was better*"