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Joke of the Day

"Pregnant by Jesus How come my wife never gets pregnant when Jesus screws her? Because she tells Him to come into her heart."

"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."

"""Some people say I'm an animal in the sack."" - baby kangaroo"

"what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta"

"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."

"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"

"Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?"

"How do you pump a Republican for information? With a plunger."

"How does a pig write home? With a pig pen."

"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"