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Joke of the Day
"What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG"
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"A carpenter goes to a brothel. Had a threesome with two bi whores."
"I once watched a documentary on ferns because the remote was out of reach."
"This is how bad immigration is getting. I walked into my local corner shop wondering if I could pay by my card and all I said was ""Visa?"" The fucking twat ran off!"
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America."
"What should you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
"I don't know if I should go after that ghost or not. ~Drunk Pac-Man"
"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"
"A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying ""Betcha can't eat just one!"" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move."