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Joke of the Day
"how do you know when a computer geek likes you? he looks at your feet instead of his own..."
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"When I see couples madly in love, I just assume they met yesterday."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples once... Sounds funny Dozen tit"
"Wow, this is a pretty shit joke... ...said no one ever."
"Monday morning, still sore from my run and all I have at work is acetaminophen, meaning if I take it I can't drink until like 11AM."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Barkeeper, I'll have a beer and a mop"""
"Too err is human... To blame the next guy is even more so."
"Why are divorces so damn expensive? Because they are fucking worth it!"
"I once knew a girl called Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"
"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"