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Joke of the Day

"Why do mathematicians never have to pay for sex? They find getting sum trivial."

"""Money doesn't grow on trees"" is something rich people say so you won't find their money trees."

"side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner"

"Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product."

"How many Australians have been killed by Ebola? Just one, Phillip Hughes"

"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."

"Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns."

"A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a library.... The librarian stops them. ""What, do you think this is a BAR?"""

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump ? One's a dumb and the other is dumber"

"What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? They're both old."