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Joke of the Day
"You know you're old when you get a ""You up?"" text.... And it's 8:25 p.m."
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"How Hitler eat a vegetable? He jew it."
"What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-coooow [sounding like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R0aM2QHiFU)"
"just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident."
"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile That's a big word for a 12 year old"
"Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe."
"I've grown bored of reality, So I started watching cable news."
"What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food? Slothages."
"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"