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Joke of the Day
"I'm so horny I could eat out a horse."
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"A guy goes to his Rabbi to price a circumcision... He says, ""Rabbi, how much do you charge for a circumcision?"" And the Rabbi says, ""Not much, I just keep the tips."""
"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"
"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-Tsss."
"Why can't ovaries sail a boat? Because they are not sea-men."
"(NSFW) All the little children were virgins... .. Except for Kate, her daddy couldn't wait"
"Nothing is creepier than driving next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."
"So Paul Walker has died.... Bringing to an end the Fast and Furious Saga - they have however, introduced a new series - The Slow and Decomposing too soon?"
"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"