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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."
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"What do you call a woman that has a penis. Pregnant. With a boy. (Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwuaahh)"
"My cat deleted my final thesis. Don't believe me? Cats can handle mice."
"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"
"Just checked FaceBook.. Apparently there are only 4 more days till the weekend.. I'll keep you posted if anything changes guys"
"I use words like ""acquiesce"" and ""ubiquitous"" in daily conversation and then I throw in a ""for reals yo"" just to stay mysterious."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower, those who don't, and those who didn't realize this joke was in trinary."
"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"""Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"" ""Just pop it in the corner please"" It took me 2 hours."
"Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown."