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Joke of the Day
"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"
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"What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit."
"We can all agree that everyone else has terrible taste in music."
"How do dogs do business? Pro-bono"
"One. How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Suicide Bomber They said, ""If you blow up the building, you'll get 72 virgins when you go to heaven!"" I said, ""How about I just vandalize it for 5 sluts right now?"""
"I just ran 4.1 Kms and realized you can write anything you want after that and no one will read it purple monkey dishwasher."
"*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*"
"Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES."
"What does a runner lose after winning a race? His breath."