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Joke of the Day
"Nothing is creepier than driving next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."
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"What's special about twin fruit molesters? They always cum in pears."
"Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells "" ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"""
"The first 36 years of my childhood have been the hardest."
"What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac."
"Who is Donald Trump's favorite action star? Sylvester Small-Loan"
"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."
"I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear ""Pour Some Sugar On Me"" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning it up and I hope we don't get ants."
"To make a delicious omlette... you must be an eggspert."
"If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You laugh and say ""Terry is a girls name!"" He shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry."