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Joke of the Day

"So Paul Walker has died.... Bringing to an end the Fast and Furious Saga - they have however, introduced a new series - The Slow and Decomposing too soon?"

"Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist a couple of nails and asks... Can you put me up for the night?"

"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"

"I just found out why the literacy rate in Greece is among the lowest ...it's because everything they learn in school is Greek to them."

"What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite sex position? The Eiffel tower"

"A chemist walks into a bar and orders a glass of h2o... The next guy in line says, ""I'll have a glass of h2o, too."" He died shortly after."

"IF SEAL IS BROKEN, PLEASE NOTIFY ZOOKEEPER IMMEDIATELY"

"I didn't know owls were religious Until someone told me they were a bird of pray"

"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"

"ok he'res funny joke lol."