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Joke of the Day
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-Tsss."
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"What do you call someone who sings about mints? A ""Minstrel""."
"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"
"I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China."
"(Grabs store intercom) Would whoever dropped the list with ""pizza"" and ""wine"" on it in the cart come to the front? We need to be friends."
"What is ""attempted theft"" exactly? I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for ""attempted plagiarism"""
"The Rolling Stones should have a reunion tour and call it Rolling Stones Gather No Mas"
"My chair at work is really uncomfortable. I wonder if a stool softener will work."
"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"
"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him back to Mexico"