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Joke of the Day

"In Germany things generally go from bad to Wurst."

"AIR & SEX Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"I don't mean to brag but I just beat my 5-year-old ten times in a row at air hockey. He sucks."

"Two horses are standing in a field. ""I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"" Says the first. ""Moo!"" says the second"

"You sister said she had to take you socks because she has none You realize your cum socks are all gone.."

"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh see you later !"

"Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast."

"Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway."

"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"