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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh see you later !"
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"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."
"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."
"April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest."
"There are four Mexicans, one Chinese person, and three black people standing on your lawn. What do you have? A sprinkler system. Spic, spic, spic, spic, chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga."
"When everyone around you is an ahole you've gotta stop, take a long look at you & accept how awesome you are dead center in ahole land."
"""Want to come watch the game Saturday at 8:00?"" Well I'm going rollerskating at 1:00, so yeah I should be out of the hospital by then."
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"
"What did the man say to the priest at the beach? Do you mind getting out of my son."
"Why does the bass fart a half-tone flatter than every other fish? He's got a **b** in front of his ass"