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Joke of the Day

"AIR & SEX Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"I think church and state separated because church is a gold digging slut."

"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""

"You're right, homeless man on the subway...it is a ""clip your toenails into your McDonald's cup"" kind of morning."

"911: 911, what seems to be the emergency? Me: My nephew just hit the wall while running 911: Haha Me: Haha 911: Ok paramedics are on the way"

"Hi. We noticed you Googled ""How do I keep IT from seeing my browser history"" yesterday at 3:21pm. How'd that work out for you?"

"When I couldn't pee once, I told my penis, ""Come on! I know urine there""."

"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot."

"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."

"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"