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Joke of the Day
"What do you call presents after you've opened them? Pasts"
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"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding.... his dick where it doesnt belong."
"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""
"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."
"A one-word joke that'll make any Australian laugh Politics."
"Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants."
"It's about damn time we start talking about spontaneous combustion. It doesn't happen in a vaccuum."
"Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?"
"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."
"'1 Gingerbread man please' Sorry, they are soul out."