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Joke of the Day

"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."

"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"

"your laughing style Hehehe hahaaha ahahaha ohahahooo ehahahee"

"Never do a parachute jump with your girlfriend... Do it with a parachute."

"I see dead people. Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes."

"Hey, Facebook. Dead people can't read your RIP shoutouts, because death."

"What is a terrorist his favourite car? A Citroen C4"

"I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing."

"I save an average of $5 per tank of gas by filling up at Costco. I'll have enough saved to buy a house in about 1,200 years."

"What do a gay man having sex and a pom pom have in common? They're both poofs on the end of a stick."